an indulgent disaster of epic proportions

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S IT, JOSH. ROLL ANOTHER JOINT. YOU LIKE BEING HIGH, DON’T YOU? AFTERWARDS MAYBE YOU CAN WATCH SOME ADULT DVDS. THE SINS OF THE FLESH CONSUME YOUR THOUGHTS. SUCH EXQUISITE LONGING. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR DESIRES, JOSH. EVERYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE. FEAR NOT TEMPTATION, BUT LET IT GUIDE YOU-

Satan, I get it. Seriously. Please go home now.

I CAN’T. THEY’RE FUMIGATING MY APARTMENT.

Can you at least go somewhere else? I’m kind of busy here. Or at least I’d like to be. I’ve got a 10 page paper due tomorrow afternoon. I promise I’ll masturbate before I go to bed.

YES, YES. OF COURSE. MY APOLOGIES. I SUPPOSE I COULD CALL MARK. I’VE GOT SOME WONDERFUL IDEAS FOR NEW FACEBOOK FEATURES.