That awkward moment when you lose something you LITERALLY just had in your hand…
senility is a hell of a thing
The Westboro Baptist Church launched a new campaign based off of the NO H8 campaign, except changed to “GOD H8S FAGS” and “FAG ENABLERS” (aka straight supporters). Not only is this disgusting in itself, they used children for one of their photos for the cause. I seriously want to puke/burn the church down.
That is too disturbing to put into words
This literally makes me sick to my stomach.
(Source: becomethestory)
leggo
yellow duckie chick
yellow duckie chillin
yellow baby tub
yellow top missinLOL
Yeah yeah.
That shit look like a rooster
You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds
Birdies love me, I’m on my blue jay
If you get what I get, what would you sayShe wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy
And After I’m Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It’s A Ducky…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. Imma Be Cleaner Then A Motherfucker.
Lil nigga floating tell these other lil dudes to get off mah shit
before i hit them across the head with my dick, oops i said with my dick
i REALLY MEANT to say with my dick, but since we talking about my dick
tell these camera people to say hi to it, YALL SCRUBS.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I fucking love Tumblr.
i’m done.
(Source: kingnaij)
there are no words to describe how hard i’m lol’ing right now.
i am crying!
SCREAMYELLLAUGHCRYING
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
(Source: crispycheezefriez)
Hakuna Ma-tattoo
{Overheard while shopping at Target}
Dumber: ...and he showed me his tattoo of Simba.
Dumb: A tattoo of SIMBA?! Like from the Lion King?! Why the hell would he do that?!
Dumber: He said because they're both orphans and he can relate to Simba.
Dumb: But Simba wasn't an orphan.
Dumber: Yeah he was.
Dumb: Uh, no. Simba's mother was alive. His father died.
Dumber: Nuh uh! Simba's mother was dead.
Dumb: No. Simba's FATHER died. On the rocks. I think.
Dumber: Oh...well I dunno. I think his father died and that's why he feels connected to Simba...or something like that.
It kind of makes you want to just take the computer away and tell them they’ve lost their privilege.
They be like Barack.
What?
Can you teach me how to Dougie?
Hell nahh, cuz I’m busy running countries
