That awkward moment when you lose something you LITERALLY just had in your hand…

senility is a hell of a thing

iammattjordan:

datemike:

kerrigans:

katiecolson:

punkrockbarbiedoll:

The Westboro Baptist Church launched a new campaign based off of the NO H8 campaign, except changed to “GOD H8S FAGS” and “FAG ENABLERS” (aka straight supporters). Not only is this disgusting in itself, they used children for one of their photos for the cause. I seriously want to puke/burn the church down.

That is too disturbing to put into words

This literally makes me sick to my stomach. 

iammattjordan:

datemike:

kerrigans:

katiecolson:

punkrockbarbiedoll:

The Westboro Baptist Church launched a new campaign based off of the NO H8 campaign, except changed to “GOD H8S FAGS” and “FAG ENABLERS” (aka straight supporters). Not only is this disgusting in itself, they used children for one of their photos for the cause. I seriously want to puke/burn the church down.

That is too disturbing to put into words

This literally makes me sick to my stomach. 

(Source: becomethestory)

10395 04.07.11
pretty-youngthing:









leggoyellow duckie chickyellow duckie chillinyellow baby tubyellow top missin
LOL

Yeah yeah.
That shit look like a roosterYou get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birdsBirdies love me, I’m on my blue jayIf you get what I get, what would you say

She wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy


And After I’m Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It’s A Ducky…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. Imma Be Cleaner Then A Motherfucker.

Lil nigga floating tell these other lil dudes to get off mah shit
before i hit them across the head with my dick, oops i said with my dick
i REALLY MEANT to say with my dick, but since we talking about my dick
tell these camera people to say hi to it, YALL SCRUBS.



This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I fucking love Tumblr. 

i’m done.

pretty-youngthing:

leggo
yellow duckie chick
yellow duckie chillin
yellow baby tub
yellow top missin

LOL

Yeah yeah.

That shit look like a rooster
You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds
Birdies love me, I’m on my blue jay
If you get what I get, what would you say

She wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy

And After I’m Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy…

Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It’s A Ducky…

Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. Imma Be Cleaner Then A Motherfucker.

Lil nigga floating tell these other lil dudes to get off mah shit

before i hit them across the head with my dick, oops i said with my dick

i REALLY MEANT to say with my dick, but since we talking about my dick

tell these camera people to say hi to it, YALL SCRUBS.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I fucking love Tumblr. 

i’m done.

(Source: cre8iveignorance)

39277 04.05.11

peecharrific:

there are no words to describe how hard i’m lol’ing right now.

i am crying!

SCREAMYELLLAUGHCRYING

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

(Source: peechingtonmariejust)

17 04.05.11

Hakuna Ma-tattoo

{Overheard while shopping at Target}
Dumber: ...and he showed me his tattoo of Simba.
Dumb: A tattoo of SIMBA?! Like from the Lion King?! Why the hell would he do that?!
Dumber: He said because they're both orphans and he can relate to Simba.
Dumb: But Simba wasn't an orphan.
Dumber: Yeah he was.
Dumb: Uh, no. Simba's mother was alive. His father died.
Dumber: Nuh uh! Simba's mother was dead.
Dumb: No. Simba's FATHER died. On the rocks. I think.
Dumber: Oh...well I dunno. I think his father died and that's why he feels connected to Simba...or something like that.
4 04.04.11
This ad is AT LEAST 10 years old…

This ad is AT LEAST 10 years old…

ryanselvy:

It kind of makes you want to just take the computer away and tell them they’ve lost their privilege. 

ryanselvy:

It kind of makes you want to just take the computer away and tell them they’ve lost their privilege. 

270 03.29.11
propaganda6:

They be like Barack.
What?
 Can you teach me how to Dougie?
 Hell  nahh, cuz I’m busy running countries

propaganda6:

They be like Barack.

What?

 Can you teach me how to Dougie?

 Hell  nahh, cuz I’m busy running countries

1 03.29.11
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