This is the only reason why I’m friends with @patricec. And yes, ANY invitation she sends out is just as ridiculous.

hellandheartaches:

davidcho:

natashavc:

I very much enjoy the choreography in this. At first I thought it was sped up. The move they do on the chorus is insane. This is a small dance studio in valley I’ve walked by numerous times. I had no idea the magic that was taking place. This is all done by a choreographer named HOLLYWOOD. 

Srsly, watch it. It’s very impressive. 

The fact that this is in real time is insane.

Well Damn. Seriously I wish I could do more than a mind devastating bodyroll when it came to dancing. You give me more than three moves to do in a row, my brain shorts and my hands switch with my feet.

I is kind. I is smart. I is uncoordinated.  

How did they learn my Snacks on Snacks on Snacks dance?? I’m being watched…

hellandheartaches:

interiordecline:

I would probably end up sleeping on the floor. With half a sandwich on my face.

A sober house if I ever saw one….

 So what you’re saying is a pull-up would be required in order for me to take my ass to bed?? You would find that chair perched on top of that table and that mattress pulled halfway off that ledge. GTEFOH.

(Source: royal-nightmare)

sofapizza:

flyingscotsman:

The internal struggle between desire for treat and hatred for doggie shoes (via)

goddammit my only weakness

hellandheartaches:

@whitberries you absolutely CANNOT watch the new episode of Mob Wives with out me. Big Ang is magic, wrapped in mystery covered by a grown ass man. 

(Source: realitytvgifs)

(Source: aladdinsdick)

graham-bailey:

muerte

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S IT, JOSH. ROLL ANOTHER JOINT. YOU LIKE BEING HIGH, DON’T YOU? AFTERWARDS MAYBE YOU CAN WATCH SOME ADULT DVDS. THE SINS OF THE FLESH CONSUME YOUR THOUGHTS. SUCH EXQUISITE LONGING. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR DESIRES, JOSH. EVERYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE. FEAR NOT TEMPTATION, BUT LET IT GUIDE YOU-

Satan, I get it. Seriously. Please go home now.

I CAN’T. THEY’RE FUMIGATING MY APARTMENT.

Can you at least go somewhere else? I’m kind of busy here. Or at least I’d like to be. I’ve got a 10 page paper due tomorrow afternoon. I promise I’ll masturbate before I go to bed.

YES, YES. OF COURSE. MY APOLOGIES. I SUPPOSE I COULD CALL MARK. I’VE GOT SOME WONDERFUL IDEAS FOR NEW FACEBOOK FEATURES.